May 2013
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
k1mkardashian:
i hate when you go to a concert and the main act has like 5 openers. bitch i’m not here for all of that!
canadianslut:
ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller
just for clarification: Miley > Selena + Taylor Swift
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
illustratedshadows:
butts-with-bro-shades:
people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
yesimbeyonce:
i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
ohmythespian:
What if our world was destroyed and the only things left behind were Harry Potter memorabilia, no history books, no documentaries, just Harry Potter. And then our world was discovered by another species who explored and found it all and in return they believed that, that was how we lived. 2 separate worlds. Magic and Muggles.
ghostie00:
so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time...
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
profashionall:
that walk when you get called out of class to leave early
spookmyphallus:
equiuszahhak:
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
lanadelwhore:
my hatred for bruno mars and his gay ass afro is unbelievable
sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
when your best friend is called up for an award or...
sodamnrelatable:
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
insomniaccity:
(anything) feat. Pitbull
