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goodassdick: deliciouskaek: hamburgerjack: kyssthis16: This parody of a McDonald’s commercial is funny as fuck, you have to watch it. I gotta reblog this again. NEVER. FORGET. First of all, the loudness level made my cat’s ears go back. He didn’t know what the FUCK was going on. Two… This is funny as hell. I just, I lost it when she was describing the sandwich. I will never stop...

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I'm a Holiday Virgin.

vodkaboysandbrokenpromises: slaphappie: Never had a New Year’s Kiss. Never had a Valentine Kiss. Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day. Never had a Valentine. Never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Never been taken out during Christmas. Holiday Virgin regular virgin …yeah

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Expectation: Reality: Click here if you’re awkward!

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reblog and click the picture and search your...

lougzgee: degrassi-dork: degrassikid: barracudah: its AHHHHHHH MAAAAIIIIZZZZIIIINNNNGGGGGG Website Worth: $89.58 10 DOLLARS LMAO. damnnnn mine is worth $222.95 ^_^

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munro-is-my-mofo: m-i-n-x: they’re better than me ;( I LOVE THEM! I can’t wait till these kids are like..16 and they see this. XD

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thedrunkenenigma: b4izneyney: onmykingshitliketyga: weekendneely: LMFAO. DEAD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i’m dying OMDD ZZZZZZZZ DID HE HIT HER WITH A SHOE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I’M CRYING!! LOL Lmaoo he kicked the shit out of her lol

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Why being a girl/vagina owner isn't working out...

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.